Creationism has millions of adherents, countless think tanks, and has been around for centuries. By now it should have an unbeatable combo of irrefutable knockout arguments, right?
Damn straight. Hold on to your pants, folks, 'cos you're about to be rocked by Creationism's Greatest Hits, the creme de la creme of anti-evolution arguments.
The universe is beautiful! But it's also really confusing. So God must have made it. I mean, you couldn't make a universe could you? So there.
In other news, God made Windows Vista.
#2: But... you know... God.
He is God, you guys.
#3: Eeeew, monkeys!
They're right, you know. Monkeys are pretty gross. What with throwin' the poop and shit.
...There's actually no way to argue with that one. These guys are good!
I don't know about you guys, but I find all of this really persuasive. If only evolution had arguments like this on its side! All we've got is stupid crap like evidence.
And more evidence.
And even more evidence.
How can we possibly compete?